just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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