now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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