she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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