What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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