You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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