I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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