what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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