Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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