when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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