There was a lot of him and a little penis
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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