Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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