i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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