Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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