Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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