Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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