jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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