Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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