How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
