do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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