Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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