Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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