Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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