To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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