ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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