It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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