i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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