Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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