i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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