Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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