How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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