just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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