I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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