But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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