you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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