I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
We're too hungover to prance.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Randomize
