How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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