Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
she told me i tasted like america
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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