we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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