love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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