She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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