omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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