Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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