Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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