I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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