We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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