Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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