At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
