it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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