put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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