She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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