Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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